Euro 2008: The finale

"It is the most important day in Spanish football in many, many years." -- Spain striker Fernando Torres.

Day: Sunday, June 29

Location: Ye Olde King's Head, which charged $10 per person to watch the game. Still, the place was packed and had to turn people away because the venue had already reached capacity.

City: Santa Monica

Game: Germany 0-1 Spain

What I drank: Guinness

What I ate: Banger and hash (hash browns, that is)

Three games, no goals: Germany went into Euro 2008 as the favorites -- and it's not like they disappointed by not winning, given they did come within a goal of total victory -- but it was Spain that put together the most complete tournament. In the three knockout games -- including Sunday's finale -- Spain allowed no goals (in fact, they allowed just five shots on goal in 300 minutes of knockout stage play, including two matches against perennial powerhouses Italy and Germany). In all, Spain outscored its opponents 12-3 over six Euro 2008 matches as it won its first European Championship since 1964 and shook its reputation as a team that caves on the world's biggest stage.

Player(s) of the game: It'd be easy to present a game ball to Fernando Torres, since it was his goal that was the difference in the Euro 2008 finale, but real credit should go to Spain's defensive backline, featuring defenders Joan Capdevila, Carlos Marchena and Carles Puyol (and check out this dude's mug!). They allowed just four German shots, as goalkeeper Iker Casillas barely broke a sweat, and held Die Mannschaft's power triumvirate of Miroslav Klose, Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger completely in check.

Speaking of Klose, Podolski and Schweinsteiger ... How is Bayern Munich not a bigger player in European club football, competing with the likes of AC and Inter Milan, FC Barcelona, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United for Champions League titles every year? Bayern Munich's roster includes Klose, Podolski and Schweinsteiger, as well as German national teamers Marcell Jansen and Philipp Lahm. All those players spent much of Sunday's game on the pitch. Four were major players in Germany's run to the Euro 2008 finale. In addition, you might recognize the names of Luca Toni (Italy), Franck Ribéry (France) and Hamit Altintop (Turkey). Yes, they are also players for Bayern Munich. Yet, all Bayen Munich could muster in competition outside of Germany (they did claim another Bundesliga title, its 21st, which is the most in the Bundesliga) was a run to the semifinals of the UEFA Cup, where it lost to Zenit St Petersburg of Russia (it should be noted that Zenit St Petersburg went on to win the UEFA Cup final, too).

However, Bayern Munich last played in the Champions League final in 2001, when it beat Valenica for the crown (that represents the last time a German Bundesliga squad won the Champions League. Bayer Leverkusen -- which featured Michael Ballack on its roster -- played for the title in 2002, but ultimately lost to Real Madrid). That run of futility on the European stage might explain why German legend Jürgen Klinsmann will open his tenure as Bayern Munich manager on July 1.

It's a wrap: The Euro 2008 finale, which was neatly packaged as a soccer doubleheader with D.C.United's 4-1 win over the Los Angeles Galaxy (as star-studded a game as there can be in Major League Soccer), netted a 3.1 rating on ABC. That's a good number, and it beat Wimbledon (on NBC) and PGA golf (on CBS).

What does that mean? Sports fans tuned into the tournament despite the fact that there was no U.S. team participating. There was no way to compare Euro 2008's numbers to how it performed in 2004, since games were only aired on pay-per-view. This year, ESPN/ABC carried the games for the first time, with announcers calling the games from a broom closet in Bristol, Conn. Next time, maybe ESPN/ABC will foot the bill to send the guys calling the action to the game venues. Until then, soccer fans have World Cup 2010 to look forward to, where Spain and Germany figure to be featured on a short list of tournament favorites and our tour of sports bars will resume.

Euro 2008: Lahm voyage, Turkey

"Totally crazy feeling. It was unbelievable. It was a crazy, incredible drama with all these goals in the final minutes." -- German coach Joachim Löw, on his team's thrilling victory over Turkey.

Day: Wednesday, June 25

Location: Joxer Daly's

City: Culver City

Game: Germany 3-2 Turkey

What I drank: Stella Artois

What I ate: Stella Artois. Yup, beer counts as food!

What in the world happened? Turkey's beyond-the-realm-of-the-imagination run to the Euro 2008 semifinal was nothing short of miraculous, and the underdogs from Turkey became the sentimental favorite for casual football fans. So, it came as no surprise that Culver City's very own Joxer Daly's -- a place owned by Culver City councilman Mehaul O'Leary (yes, it's an Irish pub, and that's always a good thing) -- was crowded at lunch time on a Wednesday for this colossal showdown that showcased feel-good Turkey against the country that has won more European Championships than any other nation.

The game was all kinds of exciting. Epic even ... and the second half had to be awesome. Unfortunately, nobody got to see a Germany goal to go up 2-1 and Turkey's answering equalizer just moments later due to lightning strikes in nearby Austria that wiped out all television broadcasts from the game. The world outside of Basel's St. Jakob-Park didn't see what was transpiring on the pitch. Thankfully, the world-wide telecommunications system got back online in time for fans to witness Philipp Lahm's game-winning goal in the 90th minute. Fortunately for fans of the Deutscher Fussball-Bund, there was no late-game Turkey rally for victory and Die Mannschaft advanced to the Euro 2008 finale (Sunday, 11:30 a.m. PT, ABC ... watch it!).

Still, one can't help but think that there's something very Heidi Game about this incredible European Championship semifinal.

The winner of Thursday's Russia-Spain tilt takes on ... Germany!

Still, hats off go to never-say-die Turkey and their storybook run to this moment. With somewhere in the neighborhood of seven regulars out of the lineup, Turkey made a run at a strong-across-the-board German squad that opened the Euros as the prohibitive favorites. Thus, creating a run and a finale that may never be forgotten by football fans, even if they didn't get to see it.

Euro 2008: Day 10

"There was nothing finesse about that," ESPN color commentator Andy Gray, on Michael Ballack's set-piece strike in the 49th minute.

Day: Monday, June 16

Location: O'Brien's Irish Pub

City: Santa Monica

Game(s): Austria 0-1 Germany

What I drank: Guinness

What I ate: Went with the blackened chicken salad over the O'Brien's staple, bangers and mash, which was a bit less shocking a selection than German coach Joachim Löw sticking with Mario Gómez at forward. Five minutes into Monday's game in Wien, Gómez whiffed on a sure goal-scoring opportunity. It was awkward to watch, and had to be even more painful for Gómez.

Player of the day: Ballack's missile of a shot proved to be the deciding goal in Germany's 1-0 win over Austria. Ballack had been largely quiet during the group stage of Euro 2008, but his thunderous strike into the back corner of the 'ol onion bag was an emphatic, "yes, I'm Michael Ballack and I'm good at this football thing."

"Constant bickering": Löw and his Austrian counterpart, Josef Hickersberger, were sent to the stands just before the end of the first half of play. Löw was later seen celebrating Ballack's gargantuan goal with Bastian Schweinsteiger -- who was forced to be a spectator on Monday after receiving a red card in Germany's 2-1 loss to Croatia -- and tennis legend Boris Becker. It was difficult to understand why both coaches were sent off the field.

What lies ahead for Germany: The methodical winning machine that is the Deutscher Fussball-Bund returns to the pitch Thursday for a delightfully delicious quarterfinal match against Portugal, which -- if it weren't for the unstoppable force that has been the Netherlands -- would be the team of the tournament thus far. Cristiano Ronaldo has lived up to his billing as the "world's greatest footballer," as Portugal rolled -- a 2-0 loss to Switzerland in an inconsequential match on Sunday notwithstanding -- to win Group A. This should be one of the most anticipated matches of the quarterfinal round of this Euro tournament. It's a shame I will have to go to work.

Euro 2008: Day 2

"When he is in perpetual motion like that, he is a constant threat." -- Germany coach Joachim Löw, on Lukas Podolski.


Day: Sunday, June 8

Location: Ye Olde King's Head

City: Santa Monica

Game(s): Croatia 1-0 Austria, Deutscher Fussball-Bund 2-0 Polska

What I drank: Guinness, which helped me put the five-pint rating I gave the Germany-Poland match to the test.

What I ate: Eggs with banger. Yup, just one banger. Nope, I couldn't substitute the banger for bratwurst, despite the fact that we were on hand to watch Germany play a game of football

Player of the day: Germany is loaded with talented goalscorers, but none may be more dangerous in this year's European Championships than Lukas Podolski, who scored both of Germany's goals against Poland. Podolski was born in Poland, which makes those two strikes even more devastating for the Polish.

Germany has never lost to the Poles, now having won 12 of 16 all-time meetings (with four draws). Pregame tensions were high, especially after a Polish tabloid published an illustration with Polska coach Leo Beenhakker holding the severed heads of Michael Ballack and Löw. This was a bit out of line, even by tabloid standards.

The scene: Unfortunately, the ESPN2 feed for Podolski's second goal was lost, thus creating quite a groan from those on hand at one of Santa Monica's most unique establishments. Fortunately, the ESPN2 feed came back in time to see Podolski celebrating his score with his happy teammates. High fives ensued for those on hand rooting for the Deutscher Fussball-Bund. Sorry, it's just fun to say "Deutscher Fussball-Bund." Deutscher Fussball-Bund. Fun. It really is ... really, fun.

For the first time ever, I witnessed a grown man sporting a Colorado Rapids jersey. Out and about in L.A., you might run into the occasional fan wearing Galaxy gear, especially since they brought on that Beckham guy, but not so much with the jerseys of other MLS teams. It was strange.

Why am I doing this? As is my custom during major international soccer tournaments, I will attempt to view as many Euro 2008 games as possible -- without jeopardizing employment -- from various places, namely sports bars. This is simply a breakdown of the fun for your reading pleasure.