Move World Series Game 5 to Miller Park!

Rain, rain, go away,
Come again some other day,
We want to go outside and play,
Come again some other day.

Game 5 of the World Series won't resume on Tuesday as planned, so be prepared to watch re-runs of the Simpsons, King of the Hill and Married with Children.

With rain still falling on peoples' heads in Philadelphia, and expected to do so for quite some time, here's a suggestion for Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig ...

Move the game to Miller Park!

No threat of a rainout there.

Of course, there's always the threat that the Astros could protest even though they're not playing.