This year's championship fantasy football team

"The darkest secret of fantasy sports? Nobody in the world cares about your team but you. Nobody!" -- FOXSports.com frequent contributing columnist Peter Schrager in "Fantasy football rules to live by this season."

Yes, nobody wants to hear about your fantasy team.

Please, no watercooler talk should revolve around how the Seahawks pulling Julius Jones for T.J. Duckett in a goal-line situation screwed you from winning your fantasy football game. All you'll get is an uncomfortable nod of the head and a polite listener attempting to change the subject to something else, like what Rachel Ray's got cooking in the kitchen today.

We don't care about those unwritten rules of owning a fantasy team (well, we do, but not so much in this here forum). This is "Greatest Pro Bowls of all time, and other stuff" and we do whatever we feel like.

With that philosophy in mind, we present the team that will win the NFL.com fantasy league this season ...

Pos Round Player
QB 6 (#64) Favre, Brett (QB NYJ)
RB 1 (#9) Portis, Clinton (RB WAS)
RB 3 (#33) Turner, Michael (RB ATL)
WR 2 (#16) Colston, Marques (WR NO)
WR 4 (#40) Johnson, Calvin (WR DET)
WR 5 (#57) Cotchery, Jerricho (WR NYJ)
TE 10 (#112) Daniels, Owen (TE HOU)
K 15 (#177) Longwell, Ryan (K MIN)
DST 11 (#129) Seahawks (DST SEA)
RS 9 (#105) Rodgers, Aaron (QB GB)
RS 8 (#88) Williams, Ricky (RB MIA)
RS 7 (#81) Driver, Donald (WR GB)
RS 13 (#153) Walter, Kevin (WR HOU)
RS 12 (#136) Keller, Dustin (TE NYJ)
RS 14 (#160) Packers (DST GB)

Yes, we have Brett Favre AND Aaron Rodgers!